ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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