I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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