Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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