Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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