i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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