Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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