just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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