Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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