what if I'm pregnant?
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Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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