So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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