Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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