let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
i think my cat just said my name.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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