the condom got lost in my hair
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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