why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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