so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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