IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Im part way to drunk.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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