I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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