You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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