just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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