I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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