Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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