the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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