How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
please come you make the beer taste better
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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