i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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