He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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