i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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