WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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