how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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