We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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