Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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