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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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