how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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