careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
