sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm having to shit out rocks
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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