Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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