Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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