We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
it's not cheating when I paid for it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
