doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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