and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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