Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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