I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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