Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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