what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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