You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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