This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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