; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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