Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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