Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
NoShamevember. You game?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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