Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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