I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm really busy with my period
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