Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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