Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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