Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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