she was so not down for the gang bang
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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