Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
where are you?
Hypothermia
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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