I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
