it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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