Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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