Need sex. Gaining weight.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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