You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
ugly people sure do ruin things
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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