Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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