never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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