watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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